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Mattress martial arts
King of Pillow Hearts
Bedsheet combat starts
In 54321
My punchlines and kickdrums
Could beat Chuck Norris' ass
beat the rhythm out Bruce Lee
knock the Chinese out Jackie Chan
I'm good for your body
Call me Dr Pilates
Fiercer than karate
Know you like em extra naughty
So don't go tryna stop me
And don't go tryna top me
Cause I'm a first class hottie
And a little bit haughty
H-A-U-G-H-T-Y
I don't even have to try
I stay fly till I die
Or maybe I'm wax lyrical
Actin' all satirical
Pretend this is a miracle
Empirical ? Illogical.
I'll render you inaudible
As if this was impossible
I make Eminem's jokes look like they came from a Popsicle
I crack rhymes so sick they belong in a hospital
Tear your hair follicles; rearrange your particles
Smash you in the monocle
And since I'm on a roll,
You get less double D's than an honour roll
The dancefloor's on fire, better stop, drop, and roll
Strobe lights, fist fights goin' out of control
If I die tonight, it's cause I ain't got a soul
And I ain't got a soulmate
But that's okay
Who needs a soulmate
Anyway
Don't need a soulmate
When you're fresher than Colgate
Got more money than a tollgate
But I think we've reached a stalemate
Jailbait
unbuckle my black belt
and smack your ass with it
now tell me how it felt
to get an ass whippin'
I'm slicker than a ninja,
Not bad for a ginga,
Whose words can make you cringe,
a painful insult-injury
sorry
Don't make me unleash my kung fu on you
I'm so clever,
You could never
Think you're better
(You do ?)
Whatever !
Pretentious not poetic
Contentious, apathetic
King of Pillow Hearts
Bedsheet combat starts
In 54321
My punchlines and kickdrums
Could beat Chuck Norris' ass
beat the rhythm out Bruce Lee
knock the Chinese out Jackie Chan
I'm good for your body
Call me Dr Pilates
Fiercer than karate
Know you like em extra naughty
So don't go tryna stop me
And don't go tryna top me
Cause I'm a first class hottie
And a little bit haughty
H-A-U-G-H-T-Y
I don't even have to try
I stay fly till I die
Or maybe I'm wax lyrical
Actin' all satirical
Pretend this is a miracle
Empirical ? Illogical.
I'll render you inaudible
As if this was impossible
I make Eminem's jokes look like they came from a Popsicle
I crack rhymes so sick they belong in a hospital
Tear your hair follicles; rearrange your particles
Smash you in the monocle
And since I'm on a roll,
You get less double D's than an honour roll
The dancefloor's on fire, better stop, drop, and roll
Strobe lights, fist fights goin' out of control
If I die tonight, it's cause I ain't got a soul
And I ain't got a soulmate
But that's okay
Who needs a soulmate
Anyway
Don't need a soulmate
When you're fresher than Colgate
Got more money than a tollgate
But I think we've reached a stalemate
Jailbait
unbuckle my black belt
and smack your ass with it
now tell me how it felt
to get an ass whippin'
I'm slicker than a ninja,
Not bad for a ginga,
Whose words can make you cringe,
a painful insult-injury
sorry
Don't make me unleash my kung fu on you
I'm so clever,
You could never
Think you're better
(You do ?)
Whatever !
Pretentious not poetic
Contentious, apathetic
Literature
what do i want?
to sit on a curb
with you, not even caring
what we will do next.
Literature
once more with feeling
the earth we lived on
had two moons.
(at night
they both
held hands).
-
i keep remembering
our naked mornings
and our naked nights.
we were the
sound of the ocean.
wed smoke
poison
and watch
our liquid sex squirm.
-
lets bleed
all over the carpet,
were knee-deep
in secrets.
i miss
your voice
when you still sang
and when my heart
wasnt your
pincushion.
yes,
i use to think
you were from a city
made of stars,
now you sit in the
dark waiting to be
reborn.
at least i
still have your
picture
to smile at.
Literature
the reoccurring kind
awake
I gasp and
clasp you
tight
you smile and
kiss my eyes
and I
awake I
gasp and
clasp you
tight
you smile
and kiss my eyes
and I
awake I gasp
and clasp
you tight
you smile
and kiss my eyes
and I awake.
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your raps never fail to amuse me